Fernandina Island
Scientific report of a day in Paradise…
06h00 hours, the M/S Polaris, dropped anchor at Punta Espinoza, Fernandina Island.
06h30 hours, Information gathered from some of the local inhabitants, revealed this floating device to be called a “ship” and had been spotted cruising the “forget me not blue color” waters at the Galapagos archipelago quite regularly.
07h00 hours, the extremely friendly crew of the Polaris formed by Ecuadorians Homo sapiens, subspecies “smilingnus” cheerfully placed the locally called PANGAS (a device utilize for “Homo sapiens non aquaticus” to get in and out from shore).
08h00 hours, the species Homo sapiens, subspecies “guest-icus” embarked the floating device pangas, accompanied by apparently a different subspecies known as “guide-dicus” and started their approaching to our island.
08h30 hours, after cruising along the shoreline for a while, the subspecies guest-icus landed on our island. The four tentacle-shaped Homo sapiens moved along the lava flow using their lower two tentacles (apparently used for locomotion). The two upper tentacles were used, for most of the time, to hold a devise that they called a “camera”. We do not know what these “camera things” do. Apparently, it is linked to their nerve system, because every time they encounter one of our kinds, they suddenly came to and halt and got very excited. (Recent studies had revealed that the subspecies guest-icus think of us as “Gods”. In several face-to-face encounters, they had shown respect, bending down to their knees and start a ritual that implies several “clicking” sounds.)
09h00 hours, the subspecies guest-icus led by the subspecies guide-dicus (the rarest among all of them) were spotted to be wandering in several places on our island. The same ritual behavior mentioned above was recorded several times by all of our field researchers.
11h00 hours, the horrible Homo sapiens creatures left the island leaving behind only footprints.
12h00 hours, the Homo sapiens were last spotted by some of our researchers showing signs of “collective hysteria” when following a group of bottled-nose dolphins that were lunching in one of the off shore “Mc Tuna restaurants.”
01h00 hours, End of the report.
Additional notes: Some theories had been published indicating the possibility of a “lost link” between humans and our kind. The theory explores the idea of human evolution reaching our level of evolution in a distant future. Theory considered for most of us improbable and is not presently supported! Personal note: What a horrible thought!
Report made by: Human flying techniques specialist, Dr. Jack “flightless” cormorant Nannopterum harrisi). Senior researcher, Dr. Bob “white bellied” penguin Spheniscus mendiculus. Ph.D. in porpoising arts and ex-personal trainer of “Flipper the Dolphin” Sea lion Zalophus californianus, local inhabitants of the Island of Fernandina.
Picture above, the researchers.
Scientific report of a day in Paradise…
06h00 hours, the M/S Polaris, dropped anchor at Punta Espinoza, Fernandina Island.
06h30 hours, Information gathered from some of the local inhabitants, revealed this floating device to be called a “ship” and had been spotted cruising the “forget me not blue color” waters at the Galapagos archipelago quite regularly.
07h00 hours, the extremely friendly crew of the Polaris formed by Ecuadorians Homo sapiens, subspecies “smilingnus” cheerfully placed the locally called PANGAS (a device utilize for “Homo sapiens non aquaticus” to get in and out from shore).
08h00 hours, the species Homo sapiens, subspecies “guest-icus” embarked the floating device pangas, accompanied by apparently a different subspecies known as “guide-dicus” and started their approaching to our island.
08h30 hours, after cruising along the shoreline for a while, the subspecies guest-icus landed on our island. The four tentacle-shaped Homo sapiens moved along the lava flow using their lower two tentacles (apparently used for locomotion). The two upper tentacles were used, for most of the time, to hold a devise that they called a “camera”. We do not know what these “camera things” do. Apparently, it is linked to their nerve system, because every time they encounter one of our kinds, they suddenly came to and halt and got very excited. (Recent studies had revealed that the subspecies guest-icus think of us as “Gods”. In several face-to-face encounters, they had shown respect, bending down to their knees and start a ritual that implies several “clicking” sounds.)
09h00 hours, the subspecies guest-icus led by the subspecies guide-dicus (the rarest among all of them) were spotted to be wandering in several places on our island. The same ritual behavior mentioned above was recorded several times by all of our field researchers.
11h00 hours, the horrible Homo sapiens creatures left the island leaving behind only footprints.
12h00 hours, the Homo sapiens were last spotted by some of our researchers showing signs of “collective hysteria” when following a group of bottled-nose dolphins that were lunching in one of the off shore “Mc Tuna restaurants.”
01h00 hours, End of the report.
Additional notes: Some theories had been published indicating the possibility of a “lost link” between humans and our kind. The theory explores the idea of human evolution reaching our level of evolution in a distant future. Theory considered for most of us improbable and is not presently supported! Personal note: What a horrible thought!
Report made by: Human flying techniques specialist, Dr. Jack “flightless” cormorant Nannopterum harrisi). Senior researcher, Dr. Bob “white bellied” penguin Spheniscus mendiculus. Ph.D. in porpoising arts and ex-personal trainer of “Flipper the Dolphin” Sea lion Zalophus californianus, local inhabitants of the Island of Fernandina.
Picture above, the researchers.
